Here in Katie’s Head

Family history

25
Aug
2007

When I was in seventh grade, I interviewed my paternal grandfather about growing up during the Depression (he was born in 1915). He told me about how he wore the same button-down shirt and corduroy pants every day for two years. And that he worked as a paper boy — delivering the same newspaper that I now work for, he recently reminded me — when he was in college.

(As an aside, I’ve always thought our Kansas history courses sorely lacked the common-folk experience that I find in Grandpa’s anecdotes.)

My grandparents all spoke German at home when they were kids. I don’t think they spoke it much around my dad and his brother and sister — although that may be because Grandpa spoke low German and Grandma spoke high German, so they didn’t agree on the right way to say things.

Grandpa turned 92 this spring. There are many stories that he can’t remember anymore. And at Christmastime when we sing carols, because he can’t hear so well, sometimes he gets lost on the words and starts singing the German version of the lyrics because that’s how they sang it when he was young. But sometimes he tells great little stories — and when he does, a hear a German accent that I don’t hear other times.

My dad emailed me this today:

Katie,

I was visiting with my Dad today. I thought I would tell you his stories ( to help me not forget). I was asking him about his grandfather — the one that immigrated here from Ukraine. Dad pronounced it Ukaraine.

Dad’s grandpa got off the train in Peabody, and wagons took people to the Moundridge area were he had enough cash to buy a square mile of land. He had his wife and two girls. Three more girls and five boys were eventually born here. At some point he moved to Butler county and farmed for a while, and then later moved to the Aulne area (in Marion County). He was a skilled orchard man, good with grafting of trees, and usually had the best orchards in the area.

Dad was telling me that there was a saying about his grandpa, which he told me in German and translated as “He gave him one like Lohrenz gave the tom cat.” Evidently some tom cat was coming around the area and causing problems. He caught the cat by the hind legs and swung him around his head and over the house. The cat landed about a block away and took off like a bolt. Someone in the next town, ~20 mile away, reported that the cat was still running scared there.

I called Dad later to ask a little more about this story. Dad remarked that a story that cast his grandpa — or any Lohrenz, really — as a badass tough guy doesn’t really ring true. It seems, down through the generations, all us Lohrenzes think of ourselves as thoroughly harmless but outsiders find us distinctly more intimidating.

Posted: 11:12 am · Category: Family, Memories · Comments: 1


I hate driving in the rain and being a pedestrian, and this is why

27
Nov
2006

Dear driver who hit my sister this evening,

You might want to take a look at the Kansas Driving Handbook, available online in a handy PDF.

Sections of note:

  • Speed and speed restrictions, page 11. Hint: the Kansas basic speed law means you’re supposed to slow down when it’s raining.
  • Drivers and pedestrians, page 23. Hint: pay special attention to the first rule listed for drivers, which says, “If there are no traffic control signals, drivers must slow down or stop for pedestrians within a marked or unmarked crosswalk.” The introduction to that section is also relevant: “A pedestrian sometimes does thoughtless or foolish things. But, in spite of this, if your vehicle is under control at all times you should be able to avoid hitting him.”

Besides the black eye and some soreness, my sister will probably be perfectly fine. But jeez, slow down when you’re driving on campus. Hell, when you’re anywhere near campus.

Love,

Katie,
who is more likely to hit a parked car than a moving person, mostly because I’m an idiot

Posted: 10:45 pm · Category: Cars, Family, I am an idiot, Status · Comments: None


Katie in the kitchen

23
Nov
2006

I was supposed to only be in charge of the green bean casserole. But somehow there are sweet potatoes and dressing in my oven.

And sweet potato goo tracked all over the floor. It’s a mess. Not my fault.

Dad brought over the dressing (Mom didn’t have anywhere to put/reheat it once she put it together) this morning and crafted a food transportation strategy for me. This is good, because it wouldn’t have occurred to me that transporting three very hot dishes might be tricky.

Anyone want to place a bet on how long it’ll be before they bring over a Christmas tree and put it up for me?

Posted: 12:53 pm · Category: Family, Holidays, Kitchen · Comments: None


Turkey and pie. Mmm, pie.

19
Nov
2006

I am guarding a defrosting turkey. That is my contribution to the family Thanksgiving dinner.

Mom doesn’t have room in her fridge for a turkey, so I offered to make a nest for it next to my Diet Coke until Thursday morning.

I have also been tricked into promising to make the green bean casserole. The last time I made green bean casserole, I was serving 100 people, and cooking for that many is easier because you don’t have to be as exact (which is good, considering I refuse to use a measuring cup for the same non-reason that some people refuse to ask for directions). I’m thinking I can handle this, though.

Mom’s planning on putting my sister in charge of the pies, though. This makes me nervous because I don’t think she’s made pie before. And I love pie. And Thursday is my birthday. And if I have to eat burnt pie on my birthday, well, I will be sad.

Mmm. Pie.

Posted: 3:26 pm · Category: Family, Kitchen · Comments: None


Things I am proud to have accomplished this weekend

12
Nov
2006

I’ve been making To Do lists. And then I always end up doing things that should have been on the list but were originally forgotten. Whatever. Stuff gets done either way. This weekend was less boring than I expected.

  • I went to Dillards and made an appointment for one of those silly makeup makeover sessions. I’ve never really worn makeup, so this will either be helpful, hilarious or humiliating. Either way, I can blog about it. The appointment’s on Dec. 2 and my little sister is going with me. I think it will be fun.
  • I bought some cheap makeup and got acquainted with it. Huh. It really does make you look better. Also, mascara is a pain in the butt.
  • I kinda raked the leaves. By “kinda raked,” I mean that I definitely raked, just not very well. The neighbors are rolling their eyes at me. My sisters kinda helped. By “kinda helped” I mean that Whitney sat inside reading The Areas of My Expertise while Caroline made me pay her $12.25 to hold the bag while I shoved leaves into it. I think Caroline and I are alike in how we approach projects: we both envision something very specific, but then get a little sloppy with the details and then it looks like a crappier version of the initial vision. Not that I’m blaming her for the crappy state of my lawn. I’m just relieved that my apathy for clean execution is either genetic or generational, and thusly not my fault.
  • I saw Borat. Everyone I know must have gotten into advance screenings or something because apparently everyone else saw it before me. So now I have caught up. My review? Well, it was exactly what I expected it to be, and that always disappoints me. Maybe I should stop reading movie reviews. They spoil my fun.
  • I went to the grocery store and paid full price for Diet Coke (which always seemed to be on some perpetual sale). Ouch. If they keep charging me $4 for a 12-pack, that might sting enough to make me cut back. We can only hope.
  • I gave myself an emergency haircut. I was long overdue, and because I don’t want to look like my normal shaggy self when I visit Lawrence this week, I had to take things into my own hands. Literally. On the spectrum of haircuts I’ve given myself over the years (ranging from “can’t leave the house for a month” to “THIS is why I saved the $30 and did it myself”), this was one of the best. Mostly because there were so many very, very bad ones.
  • I fixed the stupid problem I was having with my dryer. Don’t ask. I think I may have also fixed the problem I was having with my washer, too.
  • I made serious progress on my knitting. (Oh, and last weekend I lined the pockets of the Badass Scarf with some REALLY SOFT fleece, so now it’s even more badass. Speaking of the scarf, where’s your response, J.D.?) Mom tricked me into making her a pocket scarf, and it’s almost done now. And I started my first-ever sweater with some fancypants yarn.
  • And other things that are even more boring.

Posted: 11:26 pm · Category: Family, Lists · Comments: 8


Yes, Mother.

19
Aug
2005

People have always told me how much I look, talk and act like my mother. Grandma always calls me by Mom’s name — and usually doesn’t catch her mistake. When I met my boss at my internship this summer, he stared at me for several second before saying, “You look just like your mother” — he’d worked with her when she was my age.

And now that I’m living my Psuedo Grown Up life, playing house with my fiancĂ©, it’s striking how much the maternal (or just domestic?) instinct has kicked in. I never used to care if there were dishes in the sink — now it drives me crazy. I’m actually buying groceries before I get hungry. I have favorite brands of cleaning products.

And I just got off the phone with Q, warning him to be careful when driving home tonight.

“Be careful on Naismith, because the mailman told me that it floods and carries cars off into the creek…but don’t go around to Ousdahl, it’s the worst. It gets really deep. If it’s deep enough that you can’t tell how deep it is, don’t go through it. I don’t want you floating off into the creek.”

I think it was actually my dad who gave me the driving-in-floods lecture, but the rest of my yet-underdeveloped homemaking skills come from Mom.

If only I could get Q trained as well Mom has trained Dad, then I’d be a happy woman.

(Sweetheart, thanks for making the bed.)

Posted: 10:43 pm · Category: About Me, Family, Weather · Tags: , , · Comments: 4


Read faster, girl!

16
Jul
2005

So we reserved a copy of the new Harry Potter, one copy to be shared by the whole family. We established an order of who would read it first.

I get it second.

I am only patient when I want to be.

But I want to be reading the damn book.

Posted: 12:11 pm · Category: Books, Family, Geek · Tags: · Comments: 1


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