This is an actual email I sent my boyfriend
18
Jan
2008
[Background: Kyle is thinking about buying a new bed. He is a reasonable (cheap) person and I am sure he will make a well-thought-out decision. However, I have a slight shopping addiction, so I have been trying to "help."]
Update! You must get this bed: http://ultraking.com/index.php?pr=Extreme_UltraKing
IT IS TWELVE FEET WIDE. That’s like…a first down. That is exactly 2.2994 Katie-heighths wide. You wouldn’t need to change the sheets more than once a year, you just scoot over to a clean section of the bed. WHO DOESN’T NEED THAT KIND OF MODERN CONVENIENCE?
I expect he will ignore this email.
But I will be dreaming of doing cartwheels across a four-yards-wide bed.
