Ew Gross
29
Oct
2002
Yesterday, I got my first Pap smear.
So the doctor lady is doing her thing, smearing my pap and whatnot, and she keeps asking “how are you doing? okay?” every few seconds.
What I think: “Pretty good considering this is the first time a chick has ever gotten to third base with me, especially since we just met a few minutes ago.”
What I say: “…uh…yeah…”
According to the definition I’ve always had of third base, that gyno gives a very, very personal touch.
Comment by Rae — 10/30/2002 @ 12:12 am
She poked my cervix! Ow! They should know better than that, right?
Comment by Katie — 10/30/2002 @ 7:47 am
“She Poked My Cervix” sounds like an emo band.
Comment by Rae — 10/30/2002 @ 11:41 am
oh, trips to the gyno are just so much fun. (said with sarcasm ofcourse)
funny how they tell you to relax when you are already trying your hardest to relax, considering the current, most uncomfortable position.
the town i’m in is really small, and i see the gyno at wal-mart. i mean, my appt isnt at wal-mart, but rather, i see her shopping there, and its just weird to know what she knows and has seen of me.
Comment by linzey — 11/1/2002 @ 7:39 pm
Now I know women can be uncomfortable with male gynecologists, but my question is: are straight women uncomfortable with lesbian gynecologists?
Comment by Brandon — 11/2/2002 @ 12:47 am