Moody Katie
Sometimes, like today [because Zach woke me up from my nap], I get in one of those really bitchy moods where I’m snippy and mean with just about everyone. Best friends, totally innocent people, family, everyone. They say “hi” and I say “bite me.”
Except one person.
There’s that one person who can insult you endlessly. And kick your ass in a pillow fight. And call your cell phone over and over just to listen to your voicemail greeting and leave obscene messages. But somehow I just don’t have the energy or desire to rightfully bitch him out for it.
It’ll pass and I’ll get my revenge when he’s fallen out of my grace on the next Bitch Day. And by then someone else will have the Get out of Bitch Day Free card.
Of course, if I didn’t get into these moods in the first place, it’d be a lot better. I’ve been cranky since Saturday and I don’t even have a biological excuse for it.
I know Bitch days. And they turn to Horrible Bitch days when someone asks me whether I have a biological excuse for being a bitch, which I usually do anyway.
I’m going into business selling “Escape The Wrath Of The Bitch” cards.
Comment by Floh — 8/1/2002 @ 7:39 pm